Haha glad you liked it Peter. And really enjoyed the suggestion about benchwarmers and second string. It is important to treat everyone at all levels the same to prove she is not solely interested in status and boosting career prospects! Thanks for reading. You may also like the followup to this below. This is equally as ridiculous.

https://medium.com/the-haven/7-best-chat-up-lines-to-attract-a-woman-9b0ac96005b3